Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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