So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
what day is it and did you see me today?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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