She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
