Just fell off a train. Bad.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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