belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it because I queefed?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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