Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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