im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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