so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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