Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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