There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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