You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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