whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
