How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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