I heard we made out
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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