i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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