Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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