so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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