im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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