ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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