I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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