im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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