**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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