Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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