And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
