i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He felt like a one man threesome
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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