i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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