hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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