Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
