On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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