so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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