I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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