is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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