i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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