If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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