I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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