We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize
