I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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