You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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