Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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