do herpes really smell.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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