I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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