My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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