I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
ttyl tear gas
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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