I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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