it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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