I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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