if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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