It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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