I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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