in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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