i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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