Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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