I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
