guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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