Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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